Below is an image of an 18-carat solid gold toilet. It was made by artist Maurizio Cattelan and loaned to the Guggenheim Museum in New York last May, just in time for the spring season of art fairs.
Unfortunately, as I noted in a May 7 post — “Art’s Shock Jock” — the toilet did not work.
Last week it was announced that the toilet, which the Italian artist named “America,” is now functional. There were reports in the news of arts fans who had tried the golden toilet and affirmed that it did the job for them.
(I have no idea how it could take four months to rejigger the exact replica of a common toilet to get it to work. Our plumber could do this in a single day, easily. You would have to pay him travel time and a higher hourly rate than that charged by any of our doctors, but we’re talking a solid gold toilet here. Relatively, though, the price would be quite modest.)
An earlier press release from the Guggenheim said the toilet was the artist’s reaction to “the excesses of the art market.” In fact, this work of art is an excess that, if sold, will redound to the benefit of the artist’s already large fortune. (Cattelan’s latest reported sale, of a child-sized statue of Hitler, fetched $17.2 million at an auction in May.)
There has not been much discussion of why the toilet was named “America,” but my inner skeptic suspects that it is not an homage to our country.
The toilet now resides in the Guggenheim, where it probably will stay until a wealthy investor wants to purchase it. Meanwhile, a full-time guard is on duty nearby, which is only to be expected in a country where people steal flip-flops in the changing room at the gym.
(Here’s a thought: Maybe Cattelan could convince Vladimir Putin to buy “America;” VP is by some estimates the world’s wealthiest person, possibly because of smart 401k investments in his KGB days. He seems like the kind of fellow who’d enjoy having a commode with this name in his personal quarters.)
As you might say, “America” is good to go, literally, but I’m not sure it’s a reason to visit the Guggenheim. (BTW, I believe some insiders refer to the museum as “the Goog.”)
Recycled Toilet Art
Over the last 40 years, many old toilets have been replaced with newer, more water-efficient models. In some parts of California, the government will give you as much as $150 toward a new throne and carry your old one away.
In other parts of the country, people have tried to find new uses for old toilets. One favorite use, which I have seen only in photographs, is as a planter. Here is one example; there are hundreds of other such pictures on the internet.
Here’s another idea, circa 2014, from the city of Foshan, in China’s Guangdong Province. (Chinese cities tend to specialize in product areas, and Foshan is known for ceramics.)
All 10,000 toilets were synced up to a single tap, and when the tap was turned all the toilets flushed at the same time, creating the waterfall. Pretty ingenious, if you think about it, and particularly impressive compared to the Guggenheim’s four-month effort to get just one single toilet to flush.
The Original Toilet Art
The original Duchamp urinal has since disappeared, but the Tate Museum in London has the copy pictured below. Please note: In the artist’s original display, the work was positioned reclining on its back, not upright as shown here.
Tate curators described the urinal this way:
“Simple in form but rich in metaphor, the work has generated many interpretations over the years, and continues to be seen as a work that challenges – or, at the least, complicates – conventional definitions of art.”
Think about Andy Warhol encountering this piece as a young man. If this is art, he may have said to himself, why not a Brillo box or a Campbell Soup can? At that time, when the unsophisticated public was puzzled by and/or weary of Abstract Expressionism, Pop Art gave people recognizable images that were more understandable.
The large picture is that art is a continuing conversation. Most art (including, I’m guessing, toilet bowl planters) is forgotten over time, but certain ideas resonate and move the conversation forward. I’m not sure that the golden toilet will be donated to and featured in a museum 200 years from now, but Duchamp’s urinal idea is nearing its centennial and still is part of the discussion.
You just never know.